despite all the attempts to fuck up my on line activities. Hard Drive go bang, Modem go Bang, DVD go bang, but getting it all together bit by bit. A few more days then I should be more prolific, but in the interim, just one thing, Why The Fuck Can't I Be English ? I am English, but many people seem to wanna expunge England as an entity off the face of the planet, it's so bloody irksome :-)

I have just sprent twenty minutes deleting trackback links which have sprung up all over the place. I checked some older entries and they have had the trackback treatment and I can't be arsed to clear all those. Most of these trackback things go to advertisement sites or weird search engines. Anyways, I'm sure someone will give me a solution, so that I erradicate this new threat to my internet enjoyment. Please hurry up.

that does just about everything.  I can access the net, download music videos, watch the latest football highlights etc etc.  One slight problem, it has touch screen technology which is excellent for navigating all the little things the phone can do, but a bit of a bastard when your actually talking to someone.  The number of times I've gabbled on for a while and then realise that I have put the person on hold cos my ear has brushed the button on the screen that allows me to do so.  Technology and me have a long way to go before we can really consider ourselves real friends.

Adware eh? Don't you love it?  Your sitting there on your Pc, chatting away merrily or whatever and some poxy great banner jumps up on your screen offering some product that you a) would never use and b) costs more than you make in a week.  How many people actually click on those banners? They are a bloody nuisance and the bane of my life.  They were invented by someone pissed off with those 'Revenge of the Nerds' movie sequels. "Let's give the geeks somthing to do instead of making purile movies" and lo, adware was born.  Adware writers spend their lifes in cold dank basements, wwith only boxes of kleenex for company, jerking off to manipulated celebrity pictures on the internet and thinking up new ways to piss off the world, due to some imagined insult.

 

Look, lets be honest, it is not our fault that you were crap at gym, unable to get laid, never invited to parties.  It was yours for being such saddoes.

 

As you may have guessed, I've had some problems with adware.  In fact it's been screwing up my Pc for quite a while.So this morning I went hunting.  Using some new software i downloaded (I know, but I'll get to that in a minute) this morning I scoured my HDD's etc.  Adware coming out of my ears was the result of the first scan.  Options came up, I clicked on the 'kill, maim, disfigure' button. I then ran another scan, got this result.