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11/16/2006

Faith

In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had

been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for long,

long time; so she went to check it out.

She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was. She watched him pray; and

after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an

interview.

I'm Rebecca Smith from the BBC. Sir, how long have you been coming to he

wall and praying?"

"For about 60 years."

"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"

"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews, and the Muslims. I pray for

all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety

and friendship."

"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"

"Like I'm talking to a fucking brick wall."

10/15/2006

I liked this so much I linked and also put a pic in the Albums.

3/15/2006

I'm mortified, my idols (well not Britney, obviously) are devil worshippers. Where's Dennis Wheatley when you need him?

3/6/2006

I laughed so much I almost choked.