So for the last fourteen months I've been doing an acting up position. Taking charge of staff, doing paperwork and generally playing supervisor. Now one of the biggest problems is my mouth, bosses say we want this done, I say no problem, but what about the Health and Safety aspects. They say H&S, will it interfere with us getting something done, I say yea, they say do it regardless. So I create and get a bad rep. Anyways, job comes up for renewal along with another fella wanting in. They say jump, he says how high, I say why, he gets the job. Now I am going back to my former post, but with added bonuses, or as we call them sweeteners. Why, cos I can create all kinds of shit if I choose. Question is, do I tell them to shove their sweeteners or say Integrity fuck off. It's nearly christmas you know?

I liked this so much I linked and also put a pic in the Albums.

 

 

 

 

 

I found this fucking hilarious and then thought 'Now that is just not right, he may not even like DC. Woof, woof, woof woof prolly translates to I wanna be the new Guardian in Omega Flight :-).

Unless you've been hiding in a cave over the last couple of days you can't help but know that Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter died after being barbed by a Stingray. So what's that got to do with anything I hear you ask, well it's just that I've seen it mentioned in various places that in a way he had it coming. The kinda 'if you play with fire, your gonna get burnt' logic. Now personally I don't hold with that and mourn his passing, but just maybe I'm unedumacted and he had it coming. If thats the case I'll remain an uneducated pleb as I found him entertaining and good viewing. The idea of applauding his death cos of what he did, kinda nauseates me.

My all time favourite comic is about to get another revamp ( http://forum.newsarama.com/showthread.php?t=82888 ). This looks like it could be the real deal and AF fans are going to get what they've been after for years. I know it's called Omega Flight, but as long as it captures the spirit of what made the team so likeable in the first place then it's good enough for me.

LOOK AT ME, the only non narcisist in the world.

despite all the attempts to fuck up my on line activities. Hard Drive go bang, Modem go Bang, DVD go bang, but getting it all together bit by bit. A few more days then I should be more prolific, but in the interim, just one thing, Why The Fuck Can't I Be English ? I am English, but many people seem to wanna expunge England as an entity off the face of the planet, it's so bloody irksome :-)

I live about a ten minute bus ride from Upton Park, home to West Ham United. Today they are prolly going to play their most important match in a year. The F.A Cup final against Liverpool. Cup final day is special, non of that glitz of the Superbowl, but a full day of hope and disappontment, depending on your viewpoint. Personally I want West Ham to win, cos it seem the right thing to do. My intentions are to watch it at my daughters and then go to Walthamstow Stadium to do first aid during tonights dog racing. This brings me to my next point. What the hell is that all about? The dogs have got to be stupid, they do the same thing week in week out, you'd think one of them would have sussed out that there is no way in hell they are gonna catch that mechanical hare. Yet they keep on trying, still they aren't as dumb as the mug punters who gamble their weeks wages on the off chance that the dog they chose may actually get passed the line first.

 

After todays fannying about I'm gonna take it easy tomorrow and then relax into my week off from work. I have switched off my work phone and there is no way in hell I'm gonna switch it on. I have lots of catching up to do, plus mywife recently aquired a copy of Stephen Kings 'Cell', it interests me so I may spend some time on that. Normally I can't read King, his work seems long and protracted, but Cell has a feel about it.

I was enjoying the humour pics, but they have been there for a while. So I thought I would put up some images from one of my favourite artist's. Lowry wasn't into all that pomp and ceromony stuff, he painted England as he saw it. I ain't no art critic so can't do anything fancy about why I like Lowry's work. I just do.

I have just sprent twenty minutes deleting trackback links which have sprung up all over the place. I checked some older entries and they have had the trackback treatment and I can't be arsed to clear all those. Most of these trackback things go to advertisement sites or weird search engines. Anyways, I'm sure someone will give me a solution, so that I erradicate this new threat to my internet enjoyment. Please hurry up.

Well I gave in to temptation and decided to go to Hyde Park on the 17th June. Nott sure about who I'm looking forward to seeing more, 'Motorhead' or 'Angels & Airwaves'. I saw  Motorhead many years ago at Hammersmith Odeon. If I remember rightly I couldn't hear properly for days. Still it will be good to see Lemmy beating the granny out of his Bass. AVA are bloody good though, 'It Hurts' being an instantly memorable track. So roll on the 17th, I just hope my heart can take it.

Should I, Shouldn't I...?

How to give a cat a pill

1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb one either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.

2. Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.

3. Retrieve cat from bedroom and throw soggy pill away.

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm-holding rear paws tightly with left hand. Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.

5. Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe. Call spouse/partner from garden.

6. Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, hold front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse/partner to hold head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.

7. Retrieve cat from curtain rail. Get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8. Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse/partner to lie on cat with head just visible from below armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.

9. Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink beer to take taste away. Apply Band-Aid to spouse's forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.

10. Retrieve cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with rubber band.

11. Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey to compress to cheek to disinfect. Toss back another shot. Throw blooded T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.

12. Ring fire department to retrieve the cat from tree across road. Apologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.

13. Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining room table, find heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. You can be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour 4 pints of water down throat to wash pill down.

14. Consume remainder of Scotch. Get spouse to drive you to accident and emergency dept, sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearms and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.

How to give a dog a pill

1. wrap something to eat round it.

Watched this film tonight, I've played the game. I believe I have a handle on what is actually happening, but please can someone give me a simplified explanation. I believe that the reason Sean Bean cannot see his wife and adopted daughter/Demon (whatever it is) is because they are in a different dimension or dead, both ?

 

 

this is how my daughter described the noise the car was making as she and her partner drove back from Northolt this morning.  Cars are nasty things.  They will chug along nicely on nothing journeys, but when you need them to perform properly they 'Cough & Fart' their way up the M25.  Thank God I cycle everywhere.  Well, will do when I can be arsed to fix the back wheel puncture.

I really do have to learn how to do this linking thing.  http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/tm_objectid=16892939%26method=full%26siteid=62484%26headline=born%2dat%2d24%2dweeks%2d%2dhow%2dcan%2dthey%2dcall%2dmy%2dprecious%2dlittle%2djack%2da%2dbed%2dblocker%2d-name_page.html . 

 

I kinda find it disgusting and perturbing that so called followers of the Hypocratic Oath can even suggest such a thing.  Who are they to decide how much a life is worth.  Will it set a precedence? If they get their wishes with this, who next can they turn there attention to.  Severely brain damaged people, those elderly who they deem to have no quality of life.  I really do find this concept of withdrawing medical care from prem babies to be disgusting and ugly.