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11/23/2006

So I Now Know How It Works

So for the last fourteen months I've been doing an acting up position. Taking charge of staff, doing paperwork and generally playing supervisor. Now one of the biggest problems is my mouth, bosses say we want this done, I say no problem, but what about the Health and Safety aspects. They say H&S, will it interfere with us getting something done, I say yea, they say do it regardless. So I create and get a bad rep. Anyways, job comes up for renewal along with another fella wanting in. They say jump, he says how high, I say why, he gets the job. Now I am going back to my former post, but with added bonuses, or as we call them sweeteners. Why, cos I can create all kinds of shit if I choose. Question is, do I tell them to shove their sweeteners or say Integrity fuck off. It's nearly christmas you know?
11/16/2006

This appealled to me...

Faith
 
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had
been going to the Wailing Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for long,
long time; so she went to check it out.
 
She went to the Wailing Wall and there he was. She watched him pray; and
after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, she approached him for an
interview.
 
I'm Rebecca Smith from the BBC. Sir, how long have you been coming to he
wall and praying?"
 
"For about 60 years."
 
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
 
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews, and the Muslims. I pray for
all the hatred to stop and I pray for all our children to grow up in safety
and friendship."
 
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
 
"Like I'm talking to a fucking brick wall."
10/15/2006

I Know We Shouldn't Take the Mick, But...

I liked this so much I linked and also put a pic in the Albums.
9/8/2006

Do They Make Kryptonite Doggy Chews ?

 
I found this fucking hilarious and then thought 'Now that is just not right, he may not even like DC. Woof, woof, woof woof prolly translates to I wanna be the new Guardian in Omega Flight :-).